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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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