Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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