Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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