i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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