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Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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