Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
