Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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