No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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