I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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