It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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