I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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