Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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