her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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