Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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