i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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