that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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