Nicole vs. Life
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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