oh god the rape fog is back!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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