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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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