your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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