Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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