The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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