Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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