yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you didnt know i had herpes?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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