i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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