Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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