Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
