Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He felt like a one man threesome
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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