lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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