it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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