Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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