Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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