Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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