Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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