Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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