on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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