not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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