Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
