I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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