i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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