on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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