last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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