i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I've blown a few things in my day
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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