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(+64): View more from New Zealand

apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone

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(817): View more from Texas

I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.

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(251): View more from Alabama

2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary

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(970): View more from Colorado

Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me

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(208): View more from Idaho

i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week

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(914): View more from New York

i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture

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(217): View more from Illinois

Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running

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