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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

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  I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

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  Tie

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay

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  Hey there's a sandwich in there too!

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...

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• (510): View more from California

  There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit

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