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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There's always time for handjobs
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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