Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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