It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Found your dick twin last night
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
