I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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