Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
operation harelip BJ is a go
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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