having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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