absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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