no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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