In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets