You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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