quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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