We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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