so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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