The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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