I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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