fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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