i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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